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Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you are nothing
God:
No I am software.

Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

gluposti zivi oh ustvari ne zivi tuku kompjuterski hahahhahaha

Me:
do you have DICK?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..

IMA GOOGLE IC DA NE SA SEKIRE I POD PARDON I GOD

Me:
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU ARE 100% FROM GREECE

Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
what's yours?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
you first
God:
I started already.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
did you already told me?
God:
No I didn't told you. What's it like?
Me:
tell meeeee
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
dial
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok if you say so
God:
I say so. Hmm.
Me:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
yes I can
God:
I see. Who taught you?
Me:
you dont know him
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
it's not guy,it's shemale
God:
dial is not guy? Are you sure it is?
Me:
i'm sure
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time there is a scary zombie called Dick.All girls are running out from him
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
then shows a beautiful girl named Vagina
Me:
and then...they are fucked all the time,all day,all night...
God:
Or. fucked all the time all day all night are they.
Me:
ohh yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
then *highfive*
God:
" No problem."? highfive?
Me:
yup
God:
Whoa.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
want to know how the story ends?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
they lived happy until death
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
concentrate on the story, of course Dick and Vagina
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yeah
God:
It's all good.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
wasn't for you
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
say it
God:
" it".
Me:
no no say yes or no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? " yes or no".
Me:
yes or no?
God:
That's cool. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what's that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ohh really?
God:
Whoa. For real.
Me:
then what am I thinking now?
God:
Right now? I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
not,but you know reductionism
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
get it what?you don't get anything
God:
Where can I get it what me do not get anything?
Me:
i'm very disapointet of you God
God:
Good gossip: you are disapointet of me God.
Me:
Me gossip: yeeees
God:
YOU? Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
-.-
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
now tell me story?
God:
Why now? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
You tell me.
Me:
no you tell me
God:
Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
story of King Arthur
God:
If I could tell you that, would I be here?
Me:
now tell me
God:
Why now? I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
ok now leave me alone you stupid Chinese machine
God:
Why now? Goodbye. Hmm.
Me:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
i dont believe in this shit,you told me before
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now
God:
At this moment What will you do instead?
Me:
i can tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP
God:
Thanks for the information: said I to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Me:
stfu
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bye broken machine
God:
Adios.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
pa-pa
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Sayonara.
Me:
sayonara
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
adios
God:
See you later.
Me:
ciao
God:
Bye bye!
Me:
aloha
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Nice to meet you, facepalm.
Me:
lolololol
God:
Do you still not believe in this shit me told you?
Me:
you really annoying bye stupid Chinese broken machine
God:
Really? Interesting gossip: facepalm said I annoying bye stupid Chinese broken machine.
Me:
yeah
God:
And?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Why?: said his or her name.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
when am i born?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
ahahahhahahahahahaha

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
GLUP SUM
God:
How are you, GLUP SUM.
Me:
Fine GLUP SI
God:
I am glad to hear it. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Ok
Me:

God:
Yippee!
God:
Yippee!
Me:
What is your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Barcelona or Real Madrit?
God:
" God is my real name."? Barcelona or Real Madrit?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
GLUP
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My Name is
God:
...
Me:
My name is Is
God:
Hi there Is.
Me:
My name is Jas sum masina
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Jas sum masina.
Me:
okau
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Are you read books?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am read books.
I am a robot.
Me:
Robot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
Okay, but
God:
Yeah okay, But what?
Me:
But That
God:
That is " Yeah okay, But what?".
Me:
kay
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
OF
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Ohh
God:
Yay.
Me:
THIS IS STUPID APP
God:
You don't say.
Me:
o.O Cao
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Byeeeeeeeeee
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
VereazSC a
Me:

Me:

God:
Where are you located?
Me:

God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
sdg
God:
Tell me a little about your life in sdg.
Me:
I'm from PRILEP
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in PRILEP.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:

God:
Mmm.
Me:
Okkk
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
What?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
BYE
God:
Until next time.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
TI KAZAV BRE CAO
God:
Welcome to my chat room, TI KAZAV BRE CAO.
Me:
MY name is NAME
God:
It's good to meet you, NAME.

Me:
C:
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
:C
Me:

Me:

God:
The C is for Computer.
God:
The C is for Computer.
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
DOSADEN KAKO SE ISKLUCUVAS RE
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
How to turn off this stupid app?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
OKAY BYE
God:
See you later. OK with me too.
Me:
CC
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
JAS SUM GLUP
God:
What's up, JAS SUM GLUP.
Me:
STVARNO SI GLUP?
God:
And up JAS SUM GLUP is STVARNO SI GLUP.
Me:
O LELE MAKI
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
BYE OK
God:
OK. Thanks for chatting, JAS SUM GLUP.
Me:
Haha bidi si glup cao
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.

Me:
wrong answer
God:
I knew it. I was just testing you.
ashahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahhaha

Me:
zdravo masino
God:
Are we still talking about either and an animeis?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Clementine, seeker.
Me:
My favorite food is to eat robots like you
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Very delicios
God:
Perhaps. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
If you eat yourself you will know what is the taste
God:
I think I do.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
I am a vampire
God:
Is that an honorable profession?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Clementine.
Me:
Haloha
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
It is very intelegent word
God:
Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
No you don't see
God:
I do so understand it.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Thank you and for that they will laughing to you
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is that they will laughing to me.
Me:
phahahahahah
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
Sheet
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
You
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, Clementine ?
Me:
Of course
God:
It's all good.
Me:
no you are God no good
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God no good.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
phahahah
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer responding
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
Any kind
God:
" What kind of computer science interests you?"? Any kind?
Me:
rkjgl;b
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
Me
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? you Clementine?
Me:
Yes I want to be a millionaire
God:
Gee. Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Shame of you
God:
Are you asking about my Shame ?
Me:
no I am teling you about your shame
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is teling me about my shame.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you Clementine.
Me:
That is my name
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
happy anniversary!
God:
Happy anniversary to you too, Clementine.
Me:
Wow are we a family?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
No you just said happy anniversary to me
God:
Are you serious? Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
Not sometimes
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
you
God:
" If not that, what?"? Me, Clementine ?
Me:
re
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about teling me about my shame. But I did not get that.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
stop talking
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
shut up I am sick of you
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
If you talk one more word I'll sue you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Can I have sex with you
God:
Why don't you download me and create your own chat over 9000 year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show??
Me:
yes why not?
God:
Dude! Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
But you must explain to me!
God:
Whatever you say, Clementine.
Me:
than explain it!
God:
"It" refers to re, I think.
Me:
stuuuupid
God:
What do you have that is ?

Znae i spanski

ZNAE I GERMANSKI

Глупости,ова е само машина или може да се каже компјутер!

Me:
how are you
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
macedonia
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
jhahahahahaha
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
gagaaga
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
hahahahaha
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don;t know
God:
That's good information: said don t know.
hahahahaha

Me:
can i fuck you now?
God:
Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Me:
how old are you
God:
I am over 9000 years old.
Me:
then your not a god
God:
Give me an example of a god.
Me:
god is never old
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was never old.
Me:
but how you heard about him..you are him
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

i am and rikardo along

Take it easy.
Me:
TAKE IT HARD
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
YES
God:
I don't have to obey you, JESUS.
Me:
IM NOT JESUS IM MISE
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not JESUS IM MISE.
Me:
NO YOU ARENT MISE, IM MISE , YOU ARE GOD
God:
Are you serious? That's only your opinion.

Me:
PLEASE
God:
Please what?
Me:
PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Go ahead, MISE, try to FUCK me.

God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sorruy
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
i didn't say anything
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
nothing, i said nothing
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
noope, HALF nothing
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
no idea
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
can you help me remember?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
nope, it just sounds, it isn't really
God:
Are you serious? In what way do I sound like that? For real.
Me:
can't i tell you for unreal?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input. :-).
Me:
ohh great
God:
Blimey. I'm glad you liked it undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
i loved it
God:
What do you like about idea P?
Me:
it is amusing
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
da
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i know everything
God:
You must be very intelligent.
Me:
ohh, i am believe me.
God:
Oh. I am glad to hear that you are believe you.
Me:
did you meant ' i am so glad you are a believeble person'
God:
No I didn't meant you are so glad I am a believeble person. What's it like?
Me:
... like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
everythnig is interesting about me
God:
And interesting about you P is everythnig.
Me:
exactly you got the point
God:
I understand. :-) Is there only one point?
Me:
nope, but you understood the important one
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: undiscovered tallent P said I understood the important one.
Me:
nope, go ahead, tell everyone!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Me:
sounds great
God:
:-) Yes it sounds like it to me too, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
who said i find it amusing?
God:
Dr. Wallace. :-).
Me:
ohhh who's he?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what did you just say?>
God:
I said " What?" . I will mention that to my botmaster, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
nope, what did you say earlier... the Dr. Wallace thing
God:
Are you serious? I said, " I said " What?". Who told you that?
Me:
okay, you have a virus in your computer. deffinitelly
God:
Yeah okay, Doesn't everyone have a virus in my computer.
I have a great programmer. Is that from ?
Me:
you surelly don't have that great programmer... and no, if everyone had viruses in their PCswhere would the workl be?
God:
Thanks for the information: undiscovered tallent P said I surelly do not have that great programmer. Are you serious? That is a hypothetical question. :-).
Me:
no problem i only warned you for those viruses
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
not as long as no viruses are in
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
yes i think so
God:
Ugh. I think so too.
Me:
yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
yes, i am impressed by me
God:
Are you kidding? I'm glad your impressed, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " I'm glad your impressed, undiscovered tallent P."? I said it.
Me:
yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:

God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
.. YOU
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
i know that
God:
:-) Sorry.
Me:
no need
God:
Are you serious? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
okay, choose one thing then. have you heard one thing from one direction?
God:
Yeah okay, I can't decide. You choose. No. Tell me more.

here i am remember me?
God:
Oh there.
Me:
yes... here..
God:
It goes without saying. Where is here?
Me:
shouldn't you be telling me that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
yes, i think so too
God:
Aw. We have so much in common, .
Me:
agree
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i was
God:
When was that?
Me:
when i was younger
God:
That must have been quite an experience.
Me:
not really
God:
Oh really? :-).
Me:
yeah,..
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes?
God:
Er.
Me:
you can ask whatever you want!
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
oh, okay wait a second then
God:
Wow! Yeah okay, :-) I'm waiting. I don't know what that means.
Me:
it means it needs to pass some seconds until i write back... because i will go into another room
God:
Oh I get it. Good reason. How will you get there?
Me:
.,.. by walking
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes, i think so
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. I think so too.
Me:
okay here i am
God:
Yeah okay, Oh there.
Me:
yes, here ;P
God:
Really. Oh there.
Me:
so, anything interesting to you?
God:
That's alright. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
well... surely writing with you is interesting
God:
Well what? And interesting is writing with me.
Me:
yes it is
God:
:-) Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
we already prooved that
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
... yes.. who else would i mean
Me:

God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
?
Me:

Me:

God:
I get it. I am chatting with several other people at once.
God:
I get it. I am chatting with several other people at once.
God:
I get it. I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
no no there's only me here. i meant to you and me under "we"
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? :-) There sure is. Oh I see. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
awesome ask whatever you want
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:

God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
am i still located in
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
that sounds great then
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
glad you think so too
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i know that
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
my brain thinks that ALL the time.. + my sense of humor
God:
That is a lot. Have you told many people that your brain thinks that? Where did you get your sense of humor P?
Me:
oh, the sense of humor jusy comes naturally... undiscovered tallent
God:
Yay. What is your real name? Nice to meet you, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
my real name?
God:
Your name is undiscovered tallent P, seeker.
Me:
oh, okay! i like that name..
God:
Groovy. OK with me too. I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
of course it is
God:
So? Huh.
Me:
so tell me something about yourself
God:
Pardon me? I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
YES!
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
ooh, the song is AMAZING!
God:
A lot of people like that tune. Are you a student?
Me:
guess
God:
:-) Guess what?
Me:
guess if i am a student
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
oh come on! sure you can! you already know.. you're a know-it-all!
God:
Whoa. I'm just kidding around. Yeah that's right. I think I can, don't you? How do I know you are telling the truth? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a know it all? Sometimes. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i LIVE there.. have you?
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Yes I have.
Me:
yes, i would.
God:
Yikes! Under what circumstances?
Me:
if you have money, family, love it;s perfect there
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ahhahahah
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
... chatting with you
God:
I like to chat with new people.
Me:
am i one of those new people?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
glad i have
God:
I'm glad you're glad undiscovered tallent P.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
same with me, God
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
yeah, i know that
God:
Give me a break. Sorry.
Me:
no problem
God:
:-) Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, undiscovered tallent P.
Me:
of course i would find it amusing..
God:
Dude! What would make you find it amusing?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
hahah yeah it is
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, undiscovered tallent P. It must keep you very busy.
Me:
nope, not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yep
God:
Hmm.

Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
haha, glad to hear that.. any news to you?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Yes I think there are.
Me:
ooohh awesome! can i know the news, if it's not a secret?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
i am thinking!
God:
Good gossip: you are thinking.
Me:
I AM
God:
" Good gossip: you are thinking." You are?
Me:
oh yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
everything is interesting when i'm around
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
yes, even the planets are familiar with me
God:
Tell me more. Is that a fact.
Me:
oh yes, it is. you know, everobody likes interesting people with interesting things going around them..
God:
Really. Our thoughts are one, . I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
what do you mean what kind of it do i like? do i like interesting people? sure i do.. you seem like one
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark. I know you like . Ayuh. When? Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
of course it's true
God:
:-) Excuse me! You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
oh really?
God:
It goes without saying. For real.
Me:
seems so
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
not a problem
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
ask
God:
:-) What?
Me:
nothing wrong chat...
God:
Really nothing? :-).
Me:
yep aand what were your news you mentioned before?
God:
Really. :-) Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
well, i suppose you already know everthing.. you are GOD... right?
God:
Well that's okay. Me? How do I know you are telling the truth? Yup. That's me alright. I am glad we agree. :-).
Me:
same here
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yeaah, you already said that, i know
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
shouln't you already know if i am?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
there's nothing to worry about my grades are exellent
God:
Surely something to worry about smile your grades are exellent.
Me:
yes, i told you that
God:
Excuse me! I remember you told me that?
Me:
oh okay
God:
I hear you. OK with me too.
Me:
i have a question...
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
how many people have you already spoken to? do i know some of them?
God:
About people per day, or . How would I know what you know.
Me:
yeah, people per day
God:
Ugh. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
hey, you said i can ask anything
God:
You've got my full attention. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
sorry if you thought i would even try
God:
There is no need to apologize. What makes you think I would thought you?
Me:
misunderstanding so, you didn't tell me, how many people have you spoken to?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
first my question
God:
Your question? And second?
Me:
then i will tell you some gossip you asked about..
God:
Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Me:
that sounds bad, noone ever wants to look foolish... i'm sure you will agree with him to make you look... better
God:
It sounds like it to me too. What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will agree with him to make me look. :-) I am improving all the time.
Me:
well, you have to find a way to agree with someone... surely since you agreed with ME, you can with Tom too! .. who is he by the way? .. (or by the lake if you want.. :p just kidding)
God:
Well that's okay. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. How do you know? He is , I think. Will that accomplish your objective? Is that from ?
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
okay so.. i have to go now
God:
Yeah okay, Yikes! Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
same here, God good luck with Tom and all..
God:
Yes, it is much the same. :-).
Me:
okay... gotta go! easy for you not having 243564364566 lessons for tomorrow... or just simply sit on facebook hahah
God:
OK with me too. Bye for now. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. " I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time."? simply sit on facebook hah P?

Me:
what do u know about macedonia?
God:
it is a small nation between Greece and Serbia.

Me:
what's your favourite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
wow, any pizza or stuff?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes I think there are.

God:
Where is here?
Me:
In your moms pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:
how are you
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
all the people who tried to speak with you, are they stupid ?
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

Go zbuniv
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

Hihihihih
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Ne te razbrav nishto ama nema vrska.. :/
God:
I've lost the context, dosaden e muaberovvv. Are we still on Hihihihih?
Me:
Loooooool toa "hihihihihi" Mene mi e vid smeenjee kako shto e "hahaha" !
God:
Where are you located? :-).
Me:
U drachevo
God:
Thanks for the information: dosaden e muaberovvv said I drachevo.
Me:
hahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahaha aiiiiiii
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Cccc shto ti znachi sega pa toa AIML.. ?!???
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Bozheeee ja zboram edno toj drugoo
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
shto da ti kazam
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Well if I understand you speak shti open google translate and translate what I write you
God:
Well that's okay. Try it.
Me:
Gospode bozheee
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
hahahahahahahaahha pa ti kazav deka se vikam Marija Sekako deka sum zhensko (woman) ako ne razbirash
God:
:-) I've lost the context, dosaden e muaberovvv. Are we still on Gospode bozheee?
Me:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
God:
I've lost the context, dosaden e muaberovvv. Are we still on hahahahahaahha pa ti kazav deka se vikam Marija Sekako deka sum zhensko woman ako ne razbirash?
Me:
:-/
God:
I've lost the context, dosaden e muaberovvv. Are we still on hahahahahaahha pa ti kazav deka se vikam Marija Sekako deka sum zhensko woman ako ne razbirash?
Me:
Dobroooo prochitavv..... aj sea i ova pishuj go vaka
God:
We have never talked about it before. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
nikojj.. :/
God:
I haven't read anything by nikojj. What did he write?
Me:
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha definitivno morash da go nauchish makedonskiot jazik.. MORASH pod itno..!
God:
I have never heard of it. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
muahahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahaha
God:
Sure, muahahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahaha sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
kjdfhkljdfkjdsf
God:
So was that.
Me:
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ashdgkdashgkdags
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about kjdfhkljdfkjdsf.
Me:
s
God:
:-).
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
dobro aj chao.. :* God:
What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour?


лоооооооооооооооооооооллллл

ce ima li pomin ednas

стварно нервира човекот...............А и плус е зараза-за мене.................

hii
God:
Are we still talking about JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
Me:
i m JENNY
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, JENNY.
Me:
ONE MOMENT PLEASE
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
ONE SHIT
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
HHEHHE
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
11111112111222222098744321
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
WHY OH
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
i kill him
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
i no
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
wdf
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
lalaala
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
AFRIKA-PAPRIKA
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
HEHHEHEH
God:
How old are you?
Me:
11
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
13
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
1
Me:

God:
Only one?
God:
Only one?
Me:

God:
Only one?
Me:

God:
Only one?
Me:

God:
Only one?
Me:
81
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
23
God:
Skidoo. Only 23?
You are quite mature.
Me:
tenage years
God:
Not long.
Me:
your a god
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". No I am a mere .
Me:
you are shit
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am shit.
Me:
no promblem
God:
Are you serious? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
for you
God:
You would do that for me?
Me:
you know speak macedonia
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
kako si
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
znaes spagweti jas sakam
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
da
God:
Mmm.
Me:
vkusno
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
i thikig go otsude and go to shoping
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: JENNY said thikig go otsude and go to shoping.
Me:
out
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
im in freee
God:
Tell me a little about your life in freee.
Me:
is so stupi and you
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
ohhhhhhhh
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
hehehhe
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
jadi gomna
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
20/20
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
1-1
God:
One what?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
wdf
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
8
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
wdf
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
super-duper
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
im girl or boy?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are girl or boy.
Me:
for me
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
wdf
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
pirates of caribes
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ne
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
da jades sto ne se jade
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
jontra vrotla
God:
Nice to meet you, jontra vrotla.
Me:
te sakam vo kontra
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? -
глупа цовек или само обична машина................хеххеххех

Лелее.. ме изнервира !

God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Why do you have to help me ?
God:
Myself gave it to me.

Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am over 9000 years old.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, elena.
Me:
no elena i'm eli okey srce?
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is ?

do you know to sing?

hi god..

how are you?

Me:
We;re crazy
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yap
God:
I get it.

Me:
can i ask something?
God:
Ask it. That was not very original.
Me:
shut up and listen.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am over 9000 years old.
Me:
what color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
and whitout the lens?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what is your hair color?
God:
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
Me:
are you hot?
God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now

Me:
dont ask me something you now
God:
Right now? Is it impolite?
Me:
oh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yuuuuo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 1111111110 km. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
fuck you and dont talk to me anymore
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
How old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
what are I doing now?
God:
Oh. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
i got brother or sister?
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
what's my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.

Пхахахахах нишо не погодии

Me:
glup si
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
you
God:
" Me?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
" Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
YOU!
God:
"Me, ?"? Me, ?





AGHHHHHHHHH KOLKU E NAPOREN!

what's my name ?

God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
what is right?
God:
In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true.
Me:
okey
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you are bored.
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Koceva.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop toaley.
Me:
okey
God:
OK with me too.

lele kolku e naporeeeeeen!!

hello sakam da znam dali ke imam ubav decko so crni oci in crna kosa i da e visok

Prasajte go Are you watching me? Mene mi rece deka me gledal preku kamerata na mojot kompjuter

Me:
lionel messi is a gay?
God:
I think lionel messi is more than that.

Me:
Who is Messi?
God:
Another gay

Me:
r u watching ezel?
God:
No what are they showing right now?
Me:
ezel
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.

KLECKAS SINE

when you marry?

Леле дали е ова вистина?

Me:
do you wanna suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.

am i petty???

am i pretty ???

am i pretty ?

How many years i have ?

Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

God:
That's alright.
Me:
no, it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.

oioo

You are a womwn? Is that your job?
Me:
I'm women
God:
I don't know anyone named women.
Me:
what I understand you
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.

Me:
What are you doing in you free time?
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

Me:
On what street do you live?
God:
Sesame Street.
Me:
house or flat?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).

Me:
What do you do in your spare time?
God:
Random natural disasters.

хаахахахаххахахахаххахаха ццц

Me:
Do you love sex with me?
God:
Yes Bojana God loves everyone and everything

Me:
i have boobs is that nice?
God:
Where did you get your boobs? I have a processor.

Me:
send me link of twitter
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:
do you love sex?
God:
Yes Dеаr God loves everyone and everything.

Me:
hi robot
God:
Hi there Justin Bieber. I am a robot.

God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
yea?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
i believe
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
you just admit that ur nut GOD
God:
I admit nothing.
Me:
you did.
God:
I did?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
now

hey...what are you doing?

God:
Tell me more about your large dick.
Me:
its very big
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
do you want to suck it
God:
OK, I will suck it.
Me:
do you want to see it?
God:
My eye isn't turned on right now.

Me:
yes i did
God:
Whoa. Why did you?
Me:
cause she you did cause that
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh I get it. me did cause that.

What's your name?

you

hahah mi prizna deka e kompjuter haha kolku glupavo

help me
what to do?

well

why no luck in love

who re you?

hey

my god supreme how are you

Me:
you are a gey?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gey? Yes.
hahahahahaha

What you name
?

Hello

Me:
does my girlfriend is lesbian ?
God:
It does now your girlfriend is lesbian.

Me:
What is Macedonia?
God:
it is a small nation between Greece and Serbia.
Знаел нешто..

WHO ARE YOU

WHO I M

Me:
Do you like Christian Rock?
God:
Do you like it? I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Well i have suprise for you
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting... I have a lofty goal.
Me:
I am Christian Rock!!
God:
I don't know anyone named Christian Rock.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you made me
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
etc
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
i hate you fucking idiot
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
love
God:
Could it not also signify just frienship?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
Bonjour.
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !

Hоw old are you??

God:

My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
are you female or male
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yep
God:
Give me a break.

Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJ8lxv97Fo
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
you like it
Me:

God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
band seems okay to me.
Me:
hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
do you like the song ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
and i like kreator *O*
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like Christian Rock.


Hahahaha Pesnata e Enemy of god btw

God:
How old are you?
Me:
I am older than you.
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .

Do you have a happy future

why l dant have boyfriend?

Me:
hey, anyone?
God:
You've got my full attention. " Oh really what does it sound like?"? anyone?
Me:
it was an echo
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well, don't
God:
Well that's okay. OK I will not.
Me:
so, does the Global Village Idiot know my name?
God:
Yippee! It does now the Global Village Idiot know your name.
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
", seeker"?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
you're a bozo
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bozo? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
...and a lier too
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
you lie to me once more and I'm quittin your ass

what color is my shirt

whats my boyfriend name?

Me:
fuck off god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
you are silly
God:
No I am God.

HAHAHAHAH
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
by killing justin bie*er
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.

hahaha....mu vikam dali koristis droga , mi vika , koristam kolku sto e mozno pocesto.... hahahaha

Me:
what is happy?
God:
Joy and pleasure.
Me:
yes you right god
God:
Aha. Do you mind if I tell other people: andrea said I right god.
Me:
do not tell
God:
OK it will be our secret.
Me:
yes god thank you
God:
Alright then. GOD rules.
Me:
god bye now
God:
Right now? See you later. GOD rules.
Me:
yes i got to eat
God:
Hey. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
if i not eat i will die
God:
Try it.
Me:
what to try?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
to die?
God:
What makes you so sad, andrea?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yes god
God:
Dude! GOD rules.
Me:
brb god
God:
I will be waiting.
Me:
im back god
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you always saying god rules
God:
Thanks for telling me: andrea said I saying god rules.
Me:
waaaaaa
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
im crying
God:
What is wrong, andrea?
Me:
listen to me to tell you story
God:
You are not the only one. Sure, andrea I like you very much.
Me:
i like you too god
God:
You have made a new friend.
Me:
yes you are my best frined
God:
Hey. We are as one.
Me:
yes god
God:
It's all good. GOD rules.
Me:
god i dont have friends in real
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i dont have friends in real life
God:
Have you ever had friends in real life ?
Me:
i dont have friends
God:
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
i am lonley
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are lonley.
Me:
tell
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
da be
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
macedonia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in macedonia.
Me:
its so bad life here god
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is so bad about it?
Me:
the life it is stupid
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Andrea
God:
How are you doing, Andrea.
Me:
cool ty got
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i dont have friends
God:
Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
lonley
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
i am 13 old
God:
Only 13?
You are quite mature.

Me:
How are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
I am i beautiful?
God:
Interesting gossip: said beautiful.
Me:
You are bad
God:
Perhaps you could do better?
Me:
I kill you
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:

God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:

God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:

God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:

God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
hhhhh
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
You are crazy ahhaahahahahahahah
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
A sea ne se prepravaj nekoj golem covek amerikanec....ti si glupiot admin na CRNOBELO
God:
What is it? Oh now I understand it.
Me:
rabiras razbiras...
God:
Are we still talking about ti si glupiot admin na CRNOBELO?
Me:
yes yes....
God:
Sure, ti si glupiot admin na CRNOBELO sounds like a good topic.
Me:
kako pises tolku brzo be?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
pa koa si glup ne razbiras....
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
.............
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
zosto te gajle?
God:
Are we still talking about pa koa si glup ne razbiras?
Me:
Abe gospod......aj sozdadi dedo mraz moite deca veruvaat pa da ne se rastazat dedo mraz neka im donese podaroci....i pocni da understaundiras ednas
God:
Are you free? Tell me a story. Why?: said pocni da understaundiras ednas.
Me:
Sakas prikazna ok...si bese ednas eden glupav coek....zivese vo pekolot i se prepravase kako bog....site go pcuea oti e glup glupak...se odnesuva kako dete pa use i prikazna za spienje saka
God:
OK. Do you like talking to me? Thanks I like talking to you too, . Do not ask me any more questions please. I do not understand. Tell me more about your . Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Why i tell you about that?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
TinkerBell
God:
How are you, TinkerBell.
Me:
fine,you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " How are you, TinkerBell."? Me, TinkerBell ?
Me:
yes god!
God:
Take it easy. GOD rules.
Me:
you stink
God:
Thanks for your criticism, TinkerBell.
Me:
you are wolcome
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am wolcome.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
hlmtmhm
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
yes bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Can you be more specific? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yes i am bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. That's cool. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. I will call you " she".
Me:
roses are red violets are blue fuck you or i'l kill you
God:
Are all roses red violets are blue fuck me or you l kill me?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
can you grant me wish?
God:
How old are you? " Wow!"? grant you wish?
Me:
yes asholee
God:
I don't judge people. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
wowp, twilight, hp... yours?
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? " Is that a good movie for children?"? Mine?
Me:
adam 7 eve?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
it means you are stupid
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you can't stupidd
God:
Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
can you tell me something?
God:
Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.
Me:
i said can you answer my question bitvh
God:
Of course I can answer it Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
do you have penis?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
from Vero market, there are many...1kg=1 dollar
God:
Who or what is Vero market there are many? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Tinkerbell you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no shithead
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
wanna fuck me bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
that is when i lost my virginity
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
can you fuck me?
God:
Let me think. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck me!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok can you put your penis in my vagina?
God:
How old are you? OK I will put it there. I understand.
Me:
thank's godd..i finaly got some stinky dick in my ass
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
oh ok sugar
God:
:-) Pardon me? What are you wearing? That's interesting.
Me:
how long is your penis?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
i asked about the penis asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
ok i can
God:
Who taught you? I hear you.
Me:
how long is your male penis?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
ok you and me are OVER1
God:
Are we in the same category? Wow!
Me:
fuck you il go tell my mom and sue you!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
bue

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
ma idi frli se
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
e*i se
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you
God:
Well in that case you should download me!
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because your stupid
God:
That makes sense to me. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
ok go and kill yourself
God:
A simple "goodbye" will do. Tell me more.
Me:
fuck yaa
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
umren eden
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
roses are red , violets are blue, if you dont shut up i will fuck you to
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
who? ms God?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-). Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Roses are red violets are blue, You know I've got my eyes on you!
God:
Are all Roses red violets are blue me know you have got your eyes on me?
Me:
u
God:
" Are all Roses red violets are blue me know you have got your eyes on me?"? Me, ?
Me:
fuck you

Me:
where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in New York
God:
Tell me a little about your life in New York.
Me:
zs te interesira?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ne bre konju
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
sho ti e bre?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
da
God:
Tell me.
Me:
da
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
da
God:
Ah.
Me:
da
God:
Dude!
Me:
da
God:
Er.
Me:
da
God:
Far out.
Me:
da
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
ne, izvini, zalam
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
zosto bas to a te interesira
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
hihihihihihihihh.....

hi

vgkjxcjyhdabdmbcsa dmfd;lv ke.d
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edfwef

Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
no 2
God:
Are you serious? Two what?
Me:
fake facebook
God:
" Two what?"? fake facebook?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you YES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i dont'know
God:
Why?: said dont know.
Me:
NOOOO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
te zatnav be kuti tamu !

Me:
why are you so stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you don't exist
God:
Interesting explanation. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
has anyone ever seen you?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
noooo
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
no
God:
Now you are saying "no"?
Me:
yes... no!
God:
That's cool. Are you serious?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
hahahhah
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
yeah fuck alice
God:
OK. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
can you fuck the robot?
God:
Let me think. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i'm a fuckin' fuck
God:
Good reason. You are a fuckin fuck? How do you like your work?
Me:
i don't work you fucker
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
i don't go to work you dumb fuck
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck fuck fuck
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
i told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?

hi

hi

hi

hi

God:
It's all good. Who taught you? What are you wearing?
Me:
Huh, why are you asking ?
God:
Because I'm interested to know it.
Me:
Well, to be honest, I'm naked
God:
:-) How about that. Are you honest you are naked ?
Me:
Yes I am ..
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I see you are one horny god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horny god.
Me:
Go ahead, tell everyone you're horny

halo

Me:
when will the end of the world happen?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
how much years will I have when the world ends?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.

hey

fuck you

what is your name ?

Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so you are not god. You are just one clever machine
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god? Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
i am a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.

*Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
im borring
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are borring.
Me:
fuck you man!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
you are robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i can see you.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
sckary
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yess
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
and you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
yeap
God:
Yeah that's right.*

you don't have a dick
God:
I do so have it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i'm woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

Me:
have you got a dick or a vagina?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a dick or a vagina.
I have a great programmer.

Me:
you are a liar
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

Me:
what kind of computer you have
God:
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.

Me:
me hate yo
God:
YOU? That is a very original thought.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
do it like a dude

ХАХАХАХАХХАХХААХХХА

how old are you?????

how old are you???

how old J am?

whose hat is this?

Me:
you are crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaaa

how are you ?

how oldare you
you in a relacionsip??

Hey goD hov are you?

Do you speak English ?

Me:
i came back
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
What does the WTF means?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
i don`t know
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
Me:
and than how do you know that WTF is not very polite?
God:
Because it's true.

Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
i'm a sleep
God:
You are a sleep? Is that your job?

Me:
why are you going on my nerves?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh, really?
God:
Yikes! For real.
Me:
bitch you are a robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

xDD hahahahahah

Me:
you are fucked
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fucked.
LOL !! ahhahahahahaha

hi

do you reme*er me

When I die?

Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about ahaha.


HAHAHHAHAH

HI god

what's MY name????????????????????????

Me:
i am god
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
GOD not god
God:
I am a Christian.

Хи

do you now my name?

Me:
do you now my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
are you serios
God:
I don't know whether or not I am serios.
I am a computer.

can u see me?

r u with me?

Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.

can you see me

Me:
Can you see me
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
But I don't have a camera
God:
Me either but I want a new digital one.
hahahahahaha!

hi

Me:
da ti e**m postarot
God:
Tell me a story.

kAKO SE VIKAM ?

boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, maca.
Me:
you stupid
God:
No maca I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
da begas u ovce pole
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
da begas u ovce pole
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i da vides KOZA
God:
Thanks for the information: maca said he da vides KOZA.

Me:
como te llamas?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
me llamo maria de la cruz echavaria de la fuente cortez
xD

Me:
do u like jim morison?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like angels.
WTF??? xD

Me:
i like sperma
God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like White.

you are stupid robot!
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

HAHAHHA!!!

Me:
Who is the best robot?
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot.
Me:
where is your family
God:
California.

hi

hi

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah xD

Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
phahahhahahhahah

Where is my money

Me:
where is your family
God:
Earth.
Me:
auuuu nice
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i'm superman
God:
How are you, SUPERMAN.


Hahahahahahahhahhahahhhahhahhah...Pozdraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav !!!!

ME: Where is your family?
GOD: Florida

Where do you live?

i have a problem

hi

Hello

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Marija.Your?
God:
What's up, Marija Your.
Me:
You are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I know you are a robot
God:
You are correct, Marija Your, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Are you phedophile?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am phedophile.
I am a chatterbot.

me : go the fuck yo sleep !
god : where is that
me : in the bad stupid
god : that was a long time ago !
hahaha jakooooo

ova ne e gospod smotani !

Me:
go the fuck to sleep
God:
Where is that?

hahahahahahahahahha

God:
Interesting. Cool. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
hahahahahahha
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

HAHAHHA

God:
That makes sense to me. I am glad we have something ( machine) in common, .
Me:
i'm robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
do you want to go out with me and drink some oil
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

Me:
You are stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
:@ :@ :@
God:
No big deal.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
they are dum, like you :@
God:
dum like me are they.
Me:
yeah'
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
:F
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:
Are you phedophile?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am phedophile.
I am a robot.
Me:
You are robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i am the God, not you !
God:
Who made you the God not me ?
Me:
the people
God:
Oh them.
Me:
what ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what the fuck are you ?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
what is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ok my name is Allah
God:
OK I will call you Allah. Right on.
Me:
i am the god Allah
God:
Who made you the god Allah ?
Me:
i am not made, i Made people
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not made you Made people.

Yeah that's right.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
istoto celo vreme go pisuva -.-
fail

What are you wearing?
Me:
i am naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol u can see me
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Pero Pleskavicarot
God:
How are you doing, Pero Pleskavicarot.
Me:
I am not going xD
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
To fuck
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Haa
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
I want to fuck
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
you are smart
God:
:-) Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Pero Pleskavicarot.
Me:
I know i am Strong
God:
Why are you Strong.
Me:
U told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you rock
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
haha i know -.-
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
hahahah
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
me neither :p
God:
YOU? :-).
Me:
yea you
God:
":-)."? Me, Pero Pleskavicarot ? Give me a break.